Day 1 – Beacon Hill & Downtown: Oaked Bars, Oyster Legends, and Comedy Grit
Boston isn’t one-dimensional. It’s where ivy scrapes paint off brownstones and laughter escapes from dive bars with better stories than any tour guide.
Sevens Ale House (Beacon Hill) – A dartboard, a silver stein sign, and a beer brewed exclusively for them. One of the last neighborhood pubs that didn’t get sanitized out of existence.
Union Oyster House (Downtown) – Oysters by the weight of history. Since 1826 they’ve shucked while patriots maybe plotted. You’re drinking from the same bar that Daniel Webster did.
The Wilbur Theatre (Theater District) – A comedy venue that still catches echoes of old Boston nightlife. Bring cash, bring laughs, get messy.
Biddy Early’s (Financial District) – “The best damn dive bar in Boston,” locals say. Beer-neon light, dartboard energy, and zero pretense.
Day 2 – South Boston & South End: Industrial Art, Dive Roots, and Rooftop Air
Boston’s edge is hidden in savored elbow-room, graffiti-scarred walls, and dive bars where the jukebox bleeds the neighborhood’s heart into the beer.
SoWa Art & Design District (South End) – Brick factories turned art weekend market; murals, galleries, slow walks, and slow mornings with purpose.
Farmacia (Near North End) – Nine seats of cocktail cult near the Freedom Trail. Philosophical drinks served with handheld storytelling from aloe gardens and seasonal berries.
Amrhein’s (South Boston) – So old, I was surprised to see they have a fairly modern website. Around since 1890, and these walls have seen the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Improv Asylum (Downtown/Scollay Square) – Basement comedy bunker. Raw laughter, quick wit, and the only place where the audience is part of the act.
Day 3 – North End & Eastie: Seafood, Strong Coffee & Waterside Calm
Boston leans on its edges—harbor, crustaceans, and awoken minds. Here, your lungs meet salt, your plate meets pride, your day meets clarity.
Neptune Oyster (North End) – Fried clam burger close enough to divine. Local institution. Lines are long, memories longer.
Sullivan’s Castle Island (South Boston) – Fourth-gen clam shack. James Beard loved this place. Walk the water after, and you’ll taste that seaside forgiveness.
ICA Watershed (East Boston) – A shipyard gallery turned art haven. Ferry ride included. Not polished, but polished through intention.
Caffe Vittoria (North End) – Even if you dine elsewhere, stop into Caffe Vittoria for a fresh cannoli. It's actually Boston's oldest Italian cafe containing America's best Cannoli. Actually, Vittoria is located next door to Mike's, aka the Cannoli Masters of Massachusetts (I came up with that name). If you're feeling ambitious, complete your own taste test and let me know your thoughts!
Day 4 – Cambridge & MIT: Coffee, Vintage Finds & Rebel Culture
When the mind chokes, go where creativity breathes—off the beaten path, in book-lined rooms and bricks that still buzz with intellectual rebellion.
Museum of Bad Art (Somerville/SQ) – Only its locals know this weird joy: masterpieces of the awful, enshrined with affection.
The Burren (Somerville) – Irish pub, live music, biting wit. Locals claim the dance floor is more honest than most dive joints.
Judy’s Bay (Cambridge) – Fell in love when I heard “Japanese izakaya, meet New England ingredients.” Lobster miso and monkfish katsu!
Giulia – Honest Italian food with classic flavors and truffles. Oh, the truffles!
And More…
So much has changed after living and visiting Boston regularly for years. Yet, these oldie but goodie establishments seems to live-on forever.
Turner's Seafood Grill – We were introduced to Turner's by my Brother Robert, a Boston native and my go-to resource for all things good. Imagine a fishing boat that docked in Malden, MA- never to sail again. Now, imagine they have a ton of fish- freshly caught, made to order, delicious. I can't continue- I'm choking as I salivate. Get reservations if you can!
Newbury Street – It's not quite your long walk on the beach. No, Newbury Street is often cold, full of tourists or local sightseers, and in the heart of Boston. But I kinda like it. Replace sand with brownstones and storefronts and voila, Boston on a platter. Go there for shopping, people watching, a bite to eat, or in my case, for the coffee shops! It's actually a really nice stroll in the summer.
Fenway Park – I'm from Chicago and nothing beats Wrigley Field. But, Fenway is close. It's one of the only traditional American ball parks. Regardless of your team affiliation, a trip to Fenway is an unforgettable experience. Add a variety of bars, lounges, restaurants, and crazy fans in the surrounding area. Suddenly, you too will be dreaming about scaling the Green Monster.
Sam Adams Brewery – I don't always drink beer, but when I do...wait...wrong commercial. This is all about Sam Adams and their brewery. It's one of the best in the country! After spending years living and visiting Boston, I made Sam Adams a priority and then kicked myself for not visiting sooner!